Silly rabbits tricks are for kids ! and Hookers!
Put your $ into short term CD'S... Reinvest them as they mature and continue to buy them every month while the others are maturing. Continue this process as long as you have the extra thousand a month. When you reach a certain amount, purchase rural farm land. Continue to purchase the CD's, On your new farm land begin growing corn. Sell the corn. Buy more CD's with the money. Then buy more land. Plant more corn etc... repeat until you get board and then subdivide the land and you will have enough for Hookers and Blow, could last a lifetime rather than one weekend a month....