[sammyg2]

A man was sitting in a restaurant and noticed that all the waiters had a spoon in their shirt pocket. he asked his waiter and this is the explanaition:
"The owner brought in an efficiency consultant who figured out that the spoon was the most often dropped utensil. So he recommended we all carry one around with us so when a customer drops his spoon we don't have to walk over there to get another one so we save time."
The man said "oh, ok. But I also noticed that all the waiters have a piece of string hanging out of their trouser flys. What's up with that?"
The waiter went on to explain that the consultant figured out that too much time was spent washing our hands after a restroom break. He suggested we tie a piece of string to our genitalia and pull on the string to pull it out when we have to go, that way we don't touch it and don't have to wash our hands, and we save time.
The man asked, "well how do you put it back in without touching it?"
the waiter said, "I don't know about everyone else but I just use the spoon".