I think we are getting a little off the spirit of the original post...
If I were in charge of NASCAR... hmmmm lets see...
All pit crews would be changed to hooters girls, sure the pit stops would be longer but who cares!
At every pit stop the driver has to slam a beer and do a shot of tequila.
On the next to final lap they stop the race, and have everyone do the last lap in reverse!
And unlimited engine size.
