[Aerkuld]

Whenever I get flu there's nothing better than a ring-stinging hot vindaloo curry washed down with at least 8 pints of beer. You could well wake up the next day with a hangover, but the flu will be gone. Don't forget to put a couple of rolls of toilet paper in the freezer before hand in preperation. You will thank yourself for that little foresight, believe me.
I suspect that you have more than the flu though, but I'm obviously not a doctor so what do I know. I hope you get better soon.