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Originally Posted by mattdavis11

I was a very inquisitive one yesterday. Good looking gal knocks on the front door, was very excited to see me. She actually said I ordered her.

So, we had a little chat. Apparently she was 18 from Iowa, had a 24 year old b/f, and wanted to go abroad. I told her to get off the drugs, ditch the b/f, and apply herself. She was very witty, might make a good lawyer one day.

Hours later said b/f knocks on the door like he was trying to make it cave in, chick is still crying. No answer.

If you suck at life, apparently America is the place to be.

WTF are you saying? This makes no sense.