[widebody911]

Years ago, I lived with a chick. Long after she moved out, I'd get calls from her college trying to hit her up for donations, etc. I tried to tell them she didn't live there any more, but it didn't sink in. I finally got them to stop calling by telling them that she'd passed on. The lady sez "Oh, I'm sorry - what happened?" I told her "Well, let's just say you shouldn't use a plug-in vibrator in the bath tub..."