[stomachmonkey]

One day I get a call from a vendor that I knew we had never done business with asking to speak with one of my staff.

I said she was no longer with us and could I help him.

He responds that he had been speaking with her recently about a job she was sending him.

I asked "how recently"? He says, couple of weeks ago.

I said that's interesting since she died 2 years ago.

Silence.