For the Navy guys (or anyone who has been to the PI), here it is:
Or Diego Garcia (form the Provisional Peoples Democratic Republic of Diego Garcia website):
Top 10 Reasons San Magoo is the preferred beer of all true citizens of the PPDRDG:
10. By mid-month, the other choices were Schlitz, Olympia, and Pabst Blue Ribbon
9. It was the only bottled beer on the island
8. Deposit on bottles made the 3 environmentalists on the island happy
7. High alcohol content - could be used start beach-party bonfires
6. It only cost $4 per case - cheaper than Coca Cola
5. When freeze dried and rolled in a cigarette paper, was only legal drug on the island
4. Stubby bottle design prevented serious injury when used "improperly"
3. Brought back happy memories of better days (and nights) in Olongopo
2. There's just something magical about watching women drink beer from a bottle
1. Is listed by FDA as "suitable substitute" for Viagra