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Confessions: The village priest had been loosing some of his chickens so, to
find out he had all the men in the Village line up for confession.
When the first man entered the confessional and sat down the priest quickly
asked, "have you been stealing my chickens?"
"I'm no steal you chicken".
The padre went through the population one by one and the answers were all
the same. Then the priest spotted Guido standing off to the side and ordered
him into the confessional.
"Guido, you been steal my chicken?"
Guido answered. " I can no hear you".
Same question only louder from the padre.
Same answer from Guido. This went on 5 times before the padre ordered Guido
to sit in the padre's place and he went into the other side.
As soon as the padre sat down Guido asked,"Father, you been screw my wife?"
The padre answered. "You are right, Guido, you can no hear nothing in this
box".