Dr. Ing. Ferdinand Porsche dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival at the pearly gates, he is greeted by St Peter who says: " Dr. Porsche, as a result of your significant contribution to the development of the automobile, you have a free wish."
Dr. Porsche replies that he wishes to have a 10 minute audience with God. St Peter brings him into the throne chamber and introduces him to God.
Dr. Porsche asks God: "God, when you designed the woman, what were you thinking?"
God says: " Why do you say this, Ferdinand?"
Dr. Porsche replies: "Well, there are several design flaws on a woman, things that I would never have tolerated in my design of the famous Porsche 911. I have noted the following flaws in women:
- The front is not aerodynamic at all,
- the noise level is permanently too high,
- for 5 - 6 days per month, she is completely off the rails,
- the rear-end often sags with age,
- she constantly required re-painting and re-styling,
- the exhaust is much too close to the inlet,
- the headlights are often too small,
- the consumption is often too high,
- lastly, the cost of maintenance is completely out of proportion to the usefullness.
God considers all this, then replies: "Ferdinand, Ferdinand, Ferdinand.... This may well be true, but at least statistics have shown that more men use my design than yours!"