[Porsche-O-Phile]

People suck.

I sometimes get ridiculed or ribbed for how anal retentive I am about how I park my cars, always put 'em under covers, seek out isolated parking spots with no adjacent ones next to them, etc. but it does work.

Assume that everyone can/will do the stupidest thing possible at all times and not give a damn and you'll never be disappointed.