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Originally Posted by notfarnow
I almost want to pipe up and say "NO you can't have more icecream! You didn't finish your cabbage!"
LOL, I'm going to be a prick father.
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Wrong - you'll make a GREAT father! Speaking of fatness and Canada, I just got back from Ottawa. Not sure what your experience there is but all I can say is "WOW!" It's the opposite of fat there. I've never seen so much concentrated hotness anywhere. We were marveling at it. Told my clients they will receive a substantial discount for any work there!
We all refer to it as Hot-tawa now. (rimshot-faint clapping from back of room)
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Most of my old high school friends are Republican. Every one of them is fat! Really sad. Maybe they spend more time making money than concentrating on their health. Not sure. Oh yeah - they all smoke and most of them whine about never getting laid. Go figure.
These same people have fat kids (apparently they got laid once) and an innability to say "No!". I watched at a high school reunion picnic as these little tubs devoured anything in site. ALL of it loaded with sugar and/or fat. I just don't get it. They are killing their kids! I want to tell my old friends to strap on a set and start parenting, but I know it will be in vain.
I don't believe being overweight correlates with a lack of intelligence or income. Many people I know that are overweight are a hell of a lot smarter than I and earn more money too.
I've never been to Russia, but it surprises me that they have good taste. Here they dress very poorly. Ill fitting, out of date, out of season, LOTS of poly. That said, even poorly dressed, I LOVE EE women!