I had a bad breakup a loooooooooong time ago. She would call me at home, work, didn't matter. Then she decided to try and make me jelious(not smart) by bringing some dude into the bar where I used to hang out. She was hanging al over him, laughing way too loud playing tonsil hockey, you get the pic.
Well me being about half lit and not wanting to have my buzz killed I walked over to the couple and told the dude, "The last time I was with her I shot a load in her mouth, still like kissing her?" I then walked out the door. Never had anymore problems.
Cut the cord and move on, seems like trashcans are more of a problem for Ya anyway.
