OK. You show up at a car show with your Porsche, and of course, you are the odd man out. Your "import" [American-car guys still use that term, by the way~

] Is the one car that is at least sporty. Yes, there are a few Mustangs. Last time I had sex on top of a woman on top of a beach ball I thought of driving a Mustang fast, so I don't consider these "sports cars"
Well, what would you expect a bunch of rednecks to park next to a Porsche? A police car perhaps?
Well, that's just what happened. I parked next to a '80 Cadillac Seville with the "buffle-back" styling...but when the 1970 Ford cop car showed up...the Seville owner removed his car and let the cop car pull next to me.
This Ford was LOVINGLY restored! I didn't get a chance to talk to the owner at length, but I did hear that the car wasn't originally a cop car. It was a fleet car, used by a taxi company in New Jersey, and then sold. The present owner was a New Jersey cop back in the early '70's, and when he retired a few years ago, he found this car and totally restored it back to a stock look...and then some. He turned it into a cop car. The red signal on the roof came from a Michigan state police car, the shotgun in the car is actually a Mattell "toy", and he bought the radios on eBay. They actually work, but are not powered.
Heh!
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