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A mouse is driving through the wild in his Porsche when he comes upon an elephant who had fallen in a pit. The mouse hooks a rope to the tow-hook of his Porsche, lowers the rope and tells the elephant to hold on. Revving the car and accelerating, the mouse pulls the elephant right out of the pit.
Several years later, as the elephant is walking along, he comes across the same mouse in the same Porsche, stuck in the same pit. "Hang on, buddy" yells the elephant as he lowers his enormous penis into the pit. The mouse revs the Porsche and drives straight up the elephants member, right out of the pit to safety.
So...what's the moral of this story? If you have a large penis, you don't need a Porsche.
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