[cstreit]

My wife reminds me of one from a long time ago. I had one of these stupid bachelor party light that responds to sound thingies in my pad. It stopped working because of one stupid little copper contact. Then I can't get the g'damn thing back together, it was basically able to be assembled but never repaired....

So I placed it on the floor by the couch, calmly walked over the closet and laced up my military issue combat boots, climbed up onto the couch and did my best Jimmy "Superfly" Snooka (he was a pro wrastler for you youngins) on the unit. VERY SATISFYING.

(oh, and like Red Baron, I went Babe Ruth on a weedeater once too)