[Rob-O]

Harsh, Rollins, harsh!

Completely gut the interior of the vehicle, leaving the big stereo and the two 12"'s, along with the Rockford amp on the curb. It'll be okay there, nobody will take it...promise. Pull your front and rear bumpers and put on primered fiberglass Euro copies. S**t can your sway bars, you don't need them for straight line performance. Take out the whole ventilation system, the windshield wipers, the door panels, all the glass (This is what God invented Lexan for), and everything electrical that you don't need. The sunroof has got to go, it weighs a lot! Of course we need to know how fast you plan on going, because at top speed it may actually hurt your coefficient of drag. Drop the entire exhaust, just run that puppy right outta the header. Peel off the carpeting inside. Buy some trailer lights and replace the stock taillamps. You could get a carbon fiber hood and just not paint it. That would be cool, but I think I've seen that before so it wouldn't be original. You absolutely must buy a "Type R" sticker for the vehicle and place it where everybody will see it.

I'm kidding. Let your bud go race somebody else. Spend your time paying lots of attention to the girls in your school, even the ugly ones. Ugly girls always have at least one hot girlfriend. You might not meet the hot girlfriend the first time you're being nice to some ugly girl, but someday you will and you might just hook up with her (heck, the ugly one may be hot someday!). And be nice, girls like that. Oh, and when you talk to them, don't talk about car stuff, they DON'T like that. Definitely don't try to be the player. Chicks can sniff this crap out by the time they're 10 years old.

In the long run, you'll be glad you spent the time with the women, and not out racing your buddy...