A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00 -
Fried Explorer: $15.00 -
Grilled Republican: $100.00 -
Baked Democrat: $100.00..
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."
