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My favorite is from the Jerky Boys (I think) who did a whole comedy album of goofing on telemarketers:
Telemarketer calls from a Cleaning Service
Jerky boy in really anxious voice: "Boy am I glad you called...can you get blood out?"
TM: "Uh, yea sure"
JB: "I mean like a lot of blood - oh sh** - its like like everywhere - sh** what am I going to do - curtains, wall, rug - how fast can you get here?"
Goes on and leads them to believe he killed his wife
TM: Really getting upset "What is your address .. . OK we will be right over"
The police showed up 15 min later - they didn't think it was very funny.
It is a hoot - my all time favorite.
Jeb
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