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Originally Posted by berettafan
don't forget your bike racks and PETA stickers there Mr. Crunchy 
phew, talk about the pot calling the kettle black! never thought i'd see the day where a subie driver would bust a volvo driver's balls for being a sheeple. did you get the LL Bean edition? be sure to find a swamp collie or lab to dress up the rear of your crunchy-mobile. what's your favorite brand of granola bar? have you been hiking lately? do you people ever actually use those kayaks you carry around on your subies or are they just to determine pecking order when you all meet up at the Starbucks (wooden boats at the top, kevlar next and plastic at the bottom)?
the V70's have a lot of space and very comfortable cabins. they are a beautiful design (XC70 maybe not so beautiful though) and are just about the only wagon with chutzpah out there! some folks just can't get past dropping $25k+ on a car that feels like an '88 Corolla inside as the subies do. |
Our Soob is sporting NRA, Ducks Unlimited, RMEF (Rocky Mountain Elk Foundation), and VHA (Varmint Hunter's Association) stickers in the rear window. My Golden Retriver loves to ride in the back with her pile of dead ducks she retrieved that day. We usually split a roast beef sandwich and a beer for lunch (neither of us is reall big on granola) when we are in the blind, although our tastes in beer differ. My plastic Old Towne canoe rides on top, usually dripping duck blood on the roof. The feathers start to blow out as they dry while we drive down the freeway. They don't make as big of a mess as the dead deer that was up there, though. You see, "hiking" for me involves carrying a rifle and shooting things with big brown eyes (but my poor dog has to stay home on those trips). I'm afraid to drive the damn thing into Seattle, much less to a Starbucks, in that condition. Too many Volvo drivers would stare, wringing their hands, covering their kids' eyes, dropping their latte's and cell phones, saying "oh my..."
