[svandamme]

well, the upscale furniture company was a dud
gave me a 10 page questionaire about all sorts of crap
what does your dad do for a living?
he's a P.I.M.P
mother?
owns a strip club
any brothers and sister? age? what line of work?
brother 1 is junior P.I.M.P, a trainee, brother 2 is a meth cooker, sister 1 is busy being preggars all the time, sister 2 was voted most promising violent criminal under the age of 14
what do you think about the danger of freedom?
well, it's true, when you get out of jail, freedom is dangerous, especially the first hours untill you get your piece back, and get some hollowpoint bullets for it
what are your ambitions regarding your social status?
now?
3 years?
10 years from now?
rubb out dad, take over the family business, then 3 years from now, expand and take over from the columbians, and the Bloods, the Crips, and the MS13, 10 years from now, i wanna be legit like Michael Corleone, and visit the pope
do you like the news?
only when they film me from my good side
how often do you watch it per week? what time?
as soon as i get out of the joint, i watch the tapes granny recorded
what are the plans for your children?
leave em running loose, if i don't see em, don't know em, and don't have to pay child support, they'll all right, anything else...not my kids, don't wanna a know about it


what kind of house do you plan to live in 10 years from now?
something like what Tony Montana had
what kind of car do you plan to drive 10 years from now
you mean cars: and the answer is, nothing less then 20 inch platinum rims, they also gotz to have a 30 inch plasma in the boot, and a gun rack
oh yeah, forgot, and NAWS!


etc etc


this is the dumbest interview i've ever done
asking things that are none of their business
then asking things that you can't explain in one sentence such as
what's better, develloping apps, or buying them
why is it better?

i mean, i'm sure you can find entire books on that subject
there's no one single good answer to that, because it fully depends on the situation and all the variables

what level of co-worker do you prefer to work with?
i like em young, hot and dumb with a C-cup



either way, this is not standard practice in Belgium and i doubt it's anywhere else
sounds like a totalitarian rule in that company, and that's definitely not my kind of environment

i wonder what kind of IT manager/director they hope to find if that's the way they conduct interviews, they don't want anybody who's assertive, or even has a mind of his own, they want a puppet on a string
it's not a serious way to conduct things, wether or not i'm Managment material is besides the question
i can't imagine hiring managers by having them fill in stupid questionairs
i would think you would want to have an open but serious conversation with potential candidates,
find out what they think, explain em what you think, etc etc...

not a childish pop quiz

half way through i got fed up and just rang the managementassistant, (i was in room by myself) told i was done, she came, she wanted to ring the bosslady, but told her thx, but no thx, this was just a waste of time, kept the papers and asked for the exis... she was hot though, reminded me of that girl in Joe Black...