[Superman]

Funny.

Tabs has it all figure out of course, but other folks sometimes report surprises. Like for example my fairly conservative religious views, and my pro-gun position. To name two.

Another conundrum is this: I am the caricature, the poster-child of the shades of gray. Sure, folks are going to dismiss and deny, but it is very true. Anybody who has worked with me much over the past couple of decades at least, will tell you absolutely that there is no black or white in my world. Only various shades of gray. My answer to all questions is "it depends...." Attorneys are terribly frustrated with me because I cannot give a simple yes/no answer to a question. But here's the real kicker: I am not a moral relativist. Absolutely not.

You guys might find it fun to get me drunk and ask me questions.