[widebody911]

I was a nerd. I started learning programming before high school, got my first programming job at age 15. I did all my papers on a word processor, printed them on a daisy wheel printer. I'd sell variations of my papers the the lazy rich kids. I'd even add deliberate spelling mistakes to make them seem more authentic.

My first trip to 3rd base was the 2nd month of my freshman year in high school at a religious retreat/camp. I finally made it around the bases my junior year at a Junior Achievement conference. The only thing naive about me was judging the girl's intentions; I had weapon and motive, just looking for opportunity.