The year after I graduated college, I got invited back to a college party by some younger friends.
I always thought the pregnant nun costume was funny...so I wondered what the male equivalent would be...
I knew: A HORNY MONK!
So I bought a monk outfit at the local Target, then I went to the hardware store and bought a 2" diameter dowel rod. I cut it about 14" long and rounded both ends. Then I drilled a hole through one end short-wise, and through the other end short-wise at a 90 degree angle to the first hole. I put a rope through each hole. I tied one rope around my waist and the other I slung over my shoulder under my outfit.
So I went to the party, and as I walked in, there were three drop-dead gorgeous chicks dressed as cheerleaders standing in the corner. I made a point out of staring at them from across the room (with no one standing in between), reached behind my back and pulled on the string. Slowly, my 14" dowel rod rose until it was standing straight out...that got their attention.
