Tabs - Some may say you're F'NUTZ! - They're SPOONS for christs sake....remember the old addage the best is not always the best. All those geegaws are just a waste...the object of the game is to stir the sugar in your tea...not send a rocket to Mars...
Go to Wallmart and buy the cheapest spoon they have..thats around 10 cents. It has a wide end and a small end....etc
Of course, that's easy for me to say and I don't yet know of anyone who collects toasters