[Rick V]

Originally Posted by Mule

And that's not even counting dildos & batteries

Dear Miss Spears,

Thank you for your recent order from our sex toys website.
You've requested the large red vibrator as featured on our wall display.
Please select another item. That's our fire extinguisher.

Thank you.

Thanks, you wanna come over here and clean the coffee off my computer? It came through my nose. Best laugh I have had in weeks. Thanks