Hey Wayne,
I got a cousin who dates a stewardess who's chiropractor has a client that occasions a fish 'n chips place in Bath, England...the owner of said place also owns a brothel in Hamburg, and one of his
employees (if you know what I mean
)purchases hashish from a certain street artist who's just happens to have a studio in the same building as the curator of the "Museum of Lost Loin Cloths from the Byzantine Empire"; whom, as luck would have it, is a frequent patron of the BP station just around the corner from a book store, which, if you blinked you would miss it, it's really that small...well that little book store has a bone to pick with Amazon, which leads me to state (in a fortuitous turn of events for you, my friend) that in a wildly irrational move it has decided to offer free trans-continental shipping on any purchase of 1000 euro or more, all in some vain attempt to avoid the inevitable...being driven out of business by the big, bad mega-store.
Wait a minute...
...I'm getting a text msg from the hashish dealer...
Oh...bummer dude...they just sold the last copy of 'Porsche 959 (Gebundene Ausgabe)' that they had on the shelf...
It's all just 'six degrees', isn't it? Well, let me know if I can be of any further assistance...
