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1. Keep some Morman literature by the door. When you are next confronted by a salesman greet him "The Lord has brought you to my door". Begin to enthusiastically (and I mean enthusiastically) evangelise. Pursue him as he tries to leave.
2. Open the door and silently listen to his pitch. Remain completely expressionless. When he pauses, turn your head and shout back into the house "Honey, he's back. Get my gun."
3. Begin to frenetically sign to him, feigning complete deafness.
4. Stand close to him. Real close. As in really, really close.
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(As for) Michael Moore:Calling that lying liberal POS propaganda a documentary is like calling PARF the library of congress.
I knew it would happen, just not so soon...........
Last edited by aap1966; 11-09-2007 at 12:04 AM..
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