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Two women are sitting on the porch on a Friday afternoon when one says "Hey, isn't that your Husband coming up the walkway, and he's carrying a boquet of flowers!".
The other woman sighs heavily and says "You know what that means, I'm going to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air."
The first woman says "What, you don't own a vase?"
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"Prayer isn't a parachute. It's a compass. It doesn't save you from the storm. It guides you through it." - Bear Grylls
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