[Porsche-O-Phile]

When the tow truck guy showed up to haul off the carcass of my post-fire 951, the cops on-scene and I were actually laughing about how the guy reinforced all stereotypes about tow truck drivers. I swear this dude had a fractured skull - you could see misshapen form to the shape of his head and the protruding brow & 90-degree square jaw just capped it off. I swear he looked like Lurch from the Adams Family, just more beat up, if that's possible. I should have thought to get a picture. It made the whole experience all the more surreal.