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What do you guys do when you have to fart at work? Do you let it go in your cube and hope nobody comes by? Or do you get up and go to the bathroom? What if the farts were coming at a rate of 1 per 10 minutes?
It seems to me that every time I fart, inevitably within 30 seconds a girl will come over to ask me something. Am I just unlucky, or am I releasing some kind of powerful pheromone that I should patent?
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