You forgot 22 people posting smart ass (although humorous) answers
BTW, use a carrot or potato to unscrew a broken light bulb brom a socket. I know a guy who's brothers, cousin's uncle's next door neghbor used needle nose pliars but didn't shut off the power. He got grounded for it.
Or, replace it with a flurescent bulb, that one simple act will prevent your kids from growing up in a barren desert world with no food or water and will take 200,000,000 cars off the road
Pluis you will save enough electricity to pay for the cost of that $10 bulb in just 28 short years.