[TerryBPP]

Cursing at Work
> >
> > Dear Employees:
> >
> > It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
> > through out the company have been using foul language during the
course
> > of normal conversation with their co-workers.
> >
> > Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
> > offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
> >
> > We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to
> > accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
> >
> > Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have
> > been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
> > continue in an effective manner.
> >
> > Number 1
> > TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
> > INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ yo u're doing.
> >
> > Number 2
> > TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
> > INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
> >
> > Number 3
> > TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
> > INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
> >
> > Number 4
> > TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
> > INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
> >
> > Number 5
> > TRY SAYING: Really?
> > INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
> >
> > Number 6
> > TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
> > INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
> >
> > Number 7
> > TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
> > INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
> >
> > Number 8
> > TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
> > INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
> >
> > Number 9
> > TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
> > INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
> >
> > Number 10
> > TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
> > INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
> >
> > Number 11
> > TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
> > INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
> >
> > Number 12
> > TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
> > INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
> >
> > Number 13
> > TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
> > INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
> >
> > Number 14
> > TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
> > INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
> >
> > Number 15
> > TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
> > INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
> >
> > Number 16
> > TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
> > INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
> >
> > Number 17
> > TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
> > INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
> >
> > Number 18
> > TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
> > INSTEAD OF: He's a f___ing pr_ck.
> >
> > Thank You,
> > Human Resources