[strupgolf]

"One day Ima go to new york to a bigga hotel. I go down to eat some breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only onea piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate, you sonna ma *****. I dont even know the lady and she calla me a sonma ma *****. Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Drake Restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon, ana knife, but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you not understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma *****. I dont even know the lady and she calla me a sonna ma *****. So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there's no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wann sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wann sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna ma *****. I dont even know the man and he calla me a sonna ma *****. I go to check out and the man at the desk, he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too, you sonna ma *****. I go back to Italy".