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Once upon a time, and far, far away, lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous
breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty for his desire would be death
should he try to touch them. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician, exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon
Slayer to more than just satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after
she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to
the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed
the King and Queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva
of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then
slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he
quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked
passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left
satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the
Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000
gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared
less and, knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter
to the King, with a laugh just told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick
the Dragon Slayer.

The moral of the story:

Pay your bills.