[Matt Holcomb]

Australia has been held hostage for eleven and half long years by a deceitful and obnoxious conservative government (sound familiar?), led by a supposedly intelligent man who counts George W. Bush as a close friend.

Well that hellish reign is officially over; the Howard government is history. This country can now finally get on with business, presided over by a forward-thinking Labor government that will pull Australian troops out of Iraq, sign the Kyoto Protocol and repeal draconian industrial relations legislation.

Australia is now cleansed. The future is bright.

Damn this feels good!