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If you don't live on the coasts or in a suburb of O-Bland-O, you'll soon find yourself without most of your teeth, walking around barefoot and talking in that twangy deliverance drawl. Oh, and you'll lose about 80 I.Q. points too. And look forward to "gator rasslin'".

Sorry, I lived in FL for 5 years. It was 5 years too long. And I was on the coast, which is considerably more civilized than some of the inland hamlets. Some were downright scary. Ask me about the woman at the gas station with the Bowie knife sometime. Or the drunk chick that plowed into me when I was driving my roommates brand new 300ZX turbo.

It'd take me a lot to go back to FL. There's no force in the universe that would attract me to any part of it not within 3-5 miles of the coast or near O-Town. Unless it's changed appreciably since I was there (and I doubt it), there are likely still some VERY scary places between the coasts and Orlando.