[sammyg2]

Last year my wife bought me one of those electronic dart boards. She knew I used to play and was very good at it before we were married. What she didn't realize that playing darts was something I did in a bar.
Also, I don't have any place to put the dart board up. The garage is full of cars and tools, there's no other good place to put it without making the place look like sanford and son.
So it sits in the box, still unopened after a year.
I'm about to become a re-gifter.