Catching up on this year's TOP GEARs, came across a great quote:
"There are two types of petrolheads - you've got idiots like this (points to Hammond) who like the Porsche 911, and you've got people like me who'd rather have anthrax than a 911 because I'm a Ferrari person"
And then Hammond points out that Clarkson never drove his Ferrari because he was sick of getting spit on and keyed, and so he let it sit so long in his garage that it eventually wouldn't start. "That's why I love the 911," Hammond says, "because you can use it every day . It's... A... CAR."
Clarkson is hilarious... but man he irks me.