Hahaha Dave, thanks for the offer
OK, I'm making a little progress. I have an applet that will work if I can get my config correct.
I identified my WAN IP address, but still need to open up my router's ports. There are 2:
Web Server and Transfer Image
I've dug around my router setup, but can't figure this one out. Any ideas? Plus, I AM worried about opening up ports and becoming more susceptible to hackers.