I'm sick to death of people coming to my house, ringing my doorbell, and asking for handouts or membership to one or the other affiliation. I don't care
what damned organization it is they represent - the homeless shelter, the NAACP, the Catholic church, the Free the Ferrets cause - I don't care. I want no more menacing souls sauntering up to spew a spiel that at day's end, I'm too exhausted to even comprehend. Tonight, a "brother" came by, dressed in USC regalia, saying he was trying to work his way up the ladder of reform or some-such stuff. I didn't even listen. I only said "No." Well, "no" meant nothing to this guy. He came back
again with the same diatribe. I mean...COME ON! I get spam through email and snail mail, I get it on the phone during dinner. Now this crap, especially now because it's XMAS. Ah! Pray that no Watchtower folk show up here. I might be in a throat-cutting mood.
To rectify this, sure, I'd get a "No Solicitors" sign, but the solicitors would ignore it (for various reasons such as: 1) "I didn't see the sign;" 2) "I don't know how to read;" 3) I don't know how to read
English."
I'd get a big dog with a big bark. However, big dogs with big barks usually have big teeth, and thus ensues the lawsuit when big dog is protecting angry little homeowner.
Maybe I should get a big twelve-gauge pump which I'd chamber only for the sound effects. Yet, again, I foresee all sorts of legal haranguing occurring because of this action on my part.
I don't know the remedy, just the cause, which is my disgust and anger with these people.
OK, I'm done. Thank you for your attention.
