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Originally Posted by afterburn 549

..... Some people in some parts of the world have nothing to call home, now where to call home ..wish they had your problem............................

Peter, a native of Australia (aborigine), saw his friend John (another aborigine) walking down the street smiling and laughing. He also noted that John was carrying a sheet of corrugated metal on his back. Peter said, "Hey John, wazz up? How come you are so happy?"

John said, "My divorce is final. And the beauty of it is that I get to keep our house."