I took my wife to a new Chinese restaurant the other day. Waiting for the food to come, I looked at the chopsticks. Being a grammar nazi, I laughed a little over this first bit. In case you can't read the text, it says "Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual."(sic)
Then I flipped it over and read the back: "Tuk under and held firmly. tnurnb. Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil. Hold tirst chopstick in original position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:"(sic)
As if that weren't enough, I pulled the chopsticks out and discovered that they were warped and covered with nasty-spots.
