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Come to my house in Denver.
There's green mucousy goose **** everywhere. Lawn, sidewalks, driveway, running path, the soles of my shoes.... Just stand in the middle of the street daring you to hit them. Little old ladies stop and back up traffic for blocks. Canada geese, like those.
Sit on my front porch, drink beer and get your limit every 30 seconds.
Help me out.
Of course it's illegal to shoot the da== things in Denver city limits...
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