Where's the FUN though?
Personally I've enjoyed by practicing for a leading roll as a Turets sufferer.
THe last attorney that called 4-5 times...
Me: Mr so-and-so can you write my number down a piece of paper.
Him: Yep, okay got it.
Me: Now roll that up into a tube, fill it with broken glass and go (impregnate) yourself with it.
He hasn't called back.
