[vash]

haha! the best i ever did to a telemarketer, is;
brriinnng!

i say, "hello?"
they say, "hi, this is so and so, can i speak to the woman of the house?"
i say, "speaking..."

better if you have a very manly voice. but the lady went..,"huh...(pause)..ooookaaaay"
sometimes, living in the bay area has it's advantages.

i didnt know you wanted to fcuk with them. i think you should keep it simple, and become an annoying kid. repeat exactly what they say to you. it would annoy me. or...pretend to catch your dog, peeing in the house, and proceed to kick the crap out of it. but that would require fake dog screams.