I once taped a chili pepper to my wrist, but everyone could tell it wasn't the same as a real "Rolaids" even though it did relieve my indigestion so I don't do that anymore. A "somewhat" true story: One time many years ago, I was suffering a bout, so a friend gave me a gin-u-wine "Rolaids", and I was very impressed with his generosity and was feeling better in no time at all. I couldn't believe it...my e-penis also became HUMONGOUS, still didn't match my ego, but I went out on the town anyways. Met this very lovely lady, and started to chat her up, then mentioned the "Rolaids" thing wasn't quite "timely", and alas, she blew me off and wouldn't even give me the "correct time of day". I'll never forget that girl and often wonder what became of her...Missy Slo-Bob, I still think of you often and regret ever taking a "Rolaids" that evening
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