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Originally Posted by trekkor
Disgusting!! 
KT |
I think this post is just a silent cry for help.... and even though I would like to know a little more about this latex fetish and bacon grease hoarding thing going on I think Trekkor needs professional help. I suggest stripping nude and covering your whole body in margarine, once totally covered pour a bottle of Hershey's syrup on your head and work it into your hair. Once you have completed this process it is imperative that you wrap yourself in saran wrap (at least 4 layers, do not cover mouth or eyes) and turn the heat up in your house to 95 degrees. To complete the therapy you must bob for apples in a tub of mayonnaise. Once you have collected the equivalent of 50 apples from the tub you should be cured. If this doesn't help you may be gay....
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
