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The girl that I mentioned above, Karen....

Towards the end of high school and the first year of college I chased her a little. I eventually gave up as I realized that I wasn't going to get anywhere. I completely and totally gave up on her...

One night, she tells me that her roommate (who was the sweetest, nicest girl you would ever meet) was being a b!tch (yeah right) and she couldn't take it anymore. She asks if she can crash in my room. I say sure. Now, having been rebuffed for two solid year, I knew that nothing was going to happen.

She shows up later that night with a six-pack of beer and a bottle of Boonze (her poison of choice). We watch a movie with my roommate and his girlfriend. When its time to go to bed, I offer her the bed and tell her I'll take the floor. I can't remember what she said, but I do know I never slept on the floor nor did I. She basically cuddles around my back and I fall asleep.

I'm woken up to her going to town on my junk. I didn't sleep with her (thankfully--I'd probably have had to deal with 9 months of false "I'm pregnant" stories), but pretty much did everything else. I fall back asleep. She was gone before I woke up in the morning.

Looking back, I don't think she could stand not being the center of my affections. I later learned that she had ruined a lot of potential relationships for me by telling the girl I did coke/I was abusive/I had a criminal record. No wonder I kept striking out the first two years of college!