[bt1211]

We had one of our buddies that was a horrible liar!!! His lies didn't have any malice, so being guys who cared?? Our wives/ girlfriends hated the fact that we all were still friends with him.

The thing was that we knew when he started to lie and he knew, we knew. It was just a qurk of his.

Anyway one day he's at a strip-club and he is lying his ass off, the crazy thing is this stripper bought it hook line and sinker. So now he is dating/"f"ing this stripper and of couse none of us believe him. It is VERY rare to pull a stripper at a strip-culb( if your a nobody).

So one day he calls me and says that this situation is too crazy and he needs my help to figure out her angle. He said he never met someone that believes all of his BS. I told him,WTF I don't believe you, so he takes me to the club where she works and this good looking stripper is all over him like a cheap suit!!!!!

What he really wanted to know, was if she was crazy, not the "you so crazy" kind but the crazy, crazy kind. She was crazy, crazy. She never took her eyes off of him and I'd be damned if she didn't blink once. My friend was/is over weight and not much to look at.

I told him thats the kind of girl that would kill you and your WIFE!!! So enjoy it while it last. He was starting to get whipped.

He had her come by our hangout so our other friends could oggle her. She brought him this big basket of flowers and balloons. Later after she leaves, one of the guys ask him what was he going to do with those balloons? He says "What do you think? I'm going to give them to my wife"

Needless to say we forgave him for all his past lies. This improved his rep greatly.


epilogue
My friends marriage broke up but not because of this. The stripper ended up killing herself a few years later after they broke it off(but not because of the break-up).

Ya live, ya learn.